urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sheeeely sheeeely sheeeely 2006-04-11T19:40:21Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sheeeely:602 2006-04-11T19:40:21Z 2006-04-11T19:40:21Z 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?<br />Unique Up On It.<br /><br />2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?<br />Tame Way, Unique Up On It.<br /><br />3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?<br />They Take The Psycho Path<br /><br />4. How Do You Get Holy Water?<br />You Boil The Hell Out Of It.<br /><br />5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?<br />Dam!<br /><br />6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?<br />Polaroid's<br /><br />7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?<br />A Stick<br /><br />8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?<br />Nacho Cheese.<br /><br />9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?<br />Subordinate Clauses.<br /><br />10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?<br />Quattro Sinko..<br /><br />11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?<br />Spoiled Milk.<br /><br />12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?<br />Frostbite.<br /><br />13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?<br />A Nervous Wreck.<br /><br />14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?<br />Anyone Can Roast Beef.<br /><br />15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?<br />Right Where You Left Him.<br /><br />16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?<br />Because They Have Big Fingers.<br /><br />17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?<br />Because It Scares The Dog.<br /><br />18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?<br />Sanka.<br /><br />19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?<br /><br />The Location Of The Dirt Bag.<br /><br /><br />20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?<br />Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.<br /><br />21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?<br />A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!<br />A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.<br /><br />22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?<br />Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer